ok if you wanna get the bracelet EP here are your options
1. come to a show, give me your money ($10, $8 senior discount)
2. paypal firstname.lastname@example.org $10
3. barter system. i accept exchanges of fresh fruit, fancy hats and/or heartfelt messages (they had better be HEARTFELT)
too cold for a love song
so I wrote one cause I love wrong
I know her, I don’t trust her
I hold her, I don’t touch her
I say things and she likes that
I start shit so she can fight back
that white lie was my first one
this next shot will be the worst one
- the dean’s list
so i was feeling weird and i googled the signs of demon possession
"changes in sleep patterns"
"sudden weight loss or gain"
- *imagined conversations with the cat*
- me: do you think i'm a bad person?
- cat: give me a break
- me: i'm serious. like how bad? on a ten scale?
- cat: well you're no machiavelli or pol pot. self-absorbed dipshittery only gets you so far. forgetting your sister's birthday is what, a 3?
- me: i didn't forget my sister's birthday
- cat: yeah. you wrote on her facebook wall
- me: i'm a bad person
- cat: you're a hapless second rate villain. you're team rocket. you're ursula's flotsam and jetsam. you're jafar's iago. you're not gonna hurt anybody so shut up and go to sleep
- me: thanks
- cat: i'm here for you
- maggie: you're a practicing pragmatic, not a saint
- me: i'm an unrepentant sinner
things i have lost in the last 2 weeks
1 pair of north face gloves
1 official tax document
structural integrity in an unknown quantity of dendrites
2 hair ties
1 nabokov novel [borrowed]
1 sentimental napkin with a scrawled graph plotting affection over time